CharlesRichardSheetz-Books
Chap-1 Momma excerpts
They got to the house just before dark.
After putting the basket of corn in the
corner they took two ears and shelled
them for popping right then. Momma
started a fire on the flat top pot bellied
wood stove. The girls mouths were
watering, they loved their popcorn treat.
Momma was moving the wood around in
the stove getting it to burn hotter with a
steel poker and Tracy started barking like
crazy in that old hoarse sounding bark of
hers when someone was around. Helen
went to the window and looked out and
said, “Here comes Mooch, Alice and he
looks drunk.”
Momma left the steel poker in the fire,
running to the door to make sure it was
bolted. Just as she slid the blot shut,
Mooch stepped up on the porch. As he got
to the door Tracy got close to him growling
and barking, the dog could sense he was
there for no good. He yelled, “Shut the
hell up and get outa here you old mangy
flea bag” and kicked Tracy across the
porch causing her to yelp in pain. He had
finished destroying her old hips that old
age had been working on all those years.
When she landed she still tried to walk,
but couldn’t get her rear legs to move.
That kick had broken her hip joint. Tracy
was mad and scared for the girls and got
up on her front legs and started dragging
her two useless legs behind her trying to
get back at Mooch. She knew instantly that
he was there to hurt them.
Mooch tried the door latch, but the door
wouldn’t open, it was locked. He banged
on it saying, “Hey Alice, Helen its old
Moochy.  You got company, let me in. I got
something for ya’ll”. He grabbed his crotch
as he said this and snickered that insane
laugh of his. Momma said “Mooch you get
outa here, my Daddy and J.W. will kill you if
they catch you here”. Mooch laughed
again saying “ J.W. and you Daddy are
over in Shoals getten drunk and I won’t
tell them if you won’t, now open the door, I
want some sugar”. As he laughed again
saliva dripped from his mouth onto his bib
overalls on his chest. Momma and Helen
both yelled “Mooch you get outa here”.
Giggling Mooch said again “open the
damned door or I’ll break it in, I want some
pun-tang and I want it now”. Neither girl
knew what pun-tang or sugar meant, but
his voice and actions let them know it
wasn’t nice or good. Just then Mooch
slammed his shoulder into the door,
splintering the door frame. Both girls got
up against the door to hold it shut, but
Mooch was a man and pushed it open
enough to get his head in. He started
laughing that crazy laugh again and rolling
his tongue out of his mouth and around
his lips saying “pun-tang, pun-tang, pun-
tang ole Mooch wants a taste of pun-
tang”. Lust had consumed him and he
wasn’t going to take no for an answer. He’
d been watching the two young virgins for
over a year and had all intentions of
deflowering them both.
Both girls were nearly scared out of their
heads. Then Momma’s temper kicked into
high gear and she got madder than hell.
With a great effort they shoved the door
closed for a second and Momma looked
around for a weapon to protect them with.
The only way Mooch was going to have his
way with them was over her dead body.
She then saw the steel poker she had left
in the fire. She ran to it and grabbed it, at
the same time Mooch shoved the door
completely open knocking Helen to the
floor. The girls had changed into old
flower bags that they used as night gowns
to sleep in. Helen was laying there her
legs splayed open. Mooch entered the
cabin, he couldn’t take his eyes off of her
creamy white thighs as she lay on the
floor, he approached her  unbuttoning his
overhauls and was pulling out his privates
saying “I got something for you honey”. He
took two steps towards Helen’s prone
body. Momma went at him with that steel
poker whose end was bright red from
setting in the fire for so long and she said
“I got something for you too, you little
sawed off no good son of a bitch” and hit
Mooch across the forehead above the
right eye tearing off a chunk of hide and
burning him at the same time. The blow
knocked him silly.
Mooch grabbed his head staggering
backwards, screaming “You kilt me, you
kilt me you dirty little slut”. By now Tracy
had dragged herself to the rear of Mooch’
s left leg and sank the last five or six teeth
she still had left into it, holding on for dear
life. Mooch screamed again turning
around to see what had him. He then
stomped poor Tracy who gave out a loud
yelp. He had crushed her old brittle rib
cage. She rolled away mortally injured.
Momma then drew back and hit Mooch
again with the poker in the back of the
head behind the right ear, tearing it off
and knocking him to his knees. His hair
was burning in the injured spot and blood
was pouring onto the floor landing next to
where his ear was laying.
He was bleeding from his forehead, the
back of his head, the spot where his ear
used to be and from his leg. He picked up
his ear showing it to Momma and said
“Look what you done to me girl” and
started crawling towards the door.  He
wanted to get as far as he could from that
hellion Alice Marie. He was mumbling out
loud to himself, “You’ve kilt me and you
done gone and ruint my looks, I don’t
know how I’m a gonna get that ear back
on.” He wasn’t moving fast enough for
Momma, she ran up behind him and
jammed that red hot poker into the crack
of his ass, yelling “Get the hell outa here
you sorry piece of shit and if you ever
come back I’ll kill you for sure”. With that
hot poker stuck in his ass Mooch hit his
feet and went out the door like he was
shot out of a cannon, screaming and
yelling to the high heavens. He
disappeared into the woods. They heard
him yelling for some time and finally his
yells grew fainter as he distanced himself
from the cabin.
Chap-2
School Records and first excerpts
   Momma thought she had nipped my Criminal career in the bud,
but the following Christmas I strayed from the straight and narrow.
She had taken to watching me a lot closer and it seemed like
every time I turned around she was catching me doing something
wrong. It was like she had eyes in the back of her head, she didn’t
miss anything. I’ll have to say she must have been pretty smart. If
she weren’t then it would mean I must have been pretty dumb and
I sure wouldn’t want to say that about myself. She caught me
playing with matches. It got me blistered. Then she caught me
across the street where I wasn’t supposed to be, another
whipping. It just seemed like I couldn’t win. I was beginning to
think that a black cloud was following me.
    My Momma’s vocabulary is very colorful. Sometimes she would
cuss a blue streak as good as any sailor. So I picked up a few
words that the other kids didn’t use. One day in our back yard I
was playing with the next door neighbor kid, his name was Buster.
He was Homer’s boy and he had an airplane you could peddle and
drive it around. I wanted a turn to drive it and he wouldn’t let me.
Well the apple’s mouth hadn’t fallen very far from the apple tree’s
mouth. I proceeded to tell him he was a no good son of a bitch
and a little bastard, at which time I punched him right in the nose.
The Sheetz’s answer to any problem a little violence. He jumped
out of the airplane crying and ran home to tell his Mom.
Unbeknownst to me, Old Eagle Eye was watching out the kitchen
window and came flying out of the house and spanked my bottom
good. She dragged me into the house and got a bottle of Vinegar
and forced about half the bottle down my throat, making me
almost vomit. She told me to never cuss again. She said “do you
promise”? I said “hell yes I promise”. She then poured the rest of
the bottle down my gullet and I did throw up the, feeling sicker
than a dog that had just eaten a bad turd. She screamed “I told
you to stop cussing do you hear me you dumb little bastard”? I
finally got my breath back and choked out “I promise Momma I
won’t cuss again”. I didn’t want anymore of that Vinegar or
another whipping.
    Christmas rolled around and the Sunday before Christmas the
church back behind our house always gave away bags of candy to
the kids for coming to church. Being the heathen that I was, I didn’
t want to go to church, but I wanted that candy. On the Sunday I
am talking about I waited until I heard the people in the church
singing. Then I made my move. Momma and Daddy always slept in
late on Sundays so they weren’t in the way. I slipped up to the
church and entered through the foyer’s double doors. The
congregation was singing Onward Christian Soldiers. In the
corner was a very large brown box and it was full of brown bags
of candy. The coast was clear no one was around. I scooped up as
many bags as I could fill all my pockets in my pants and the winter
jacket I was wearing. I then bear hugged an arm load more of the
bags and staggered out the door into the snow heading for my
hide out under the porch to my house. The farther I got the
heavier the bags got and I started to drop them along the way. My
greed was leaving a trail that a blind man could follow. But being
four years old I wasn’t thinking of things like that. I was thinking
only of the candy.
   When I got to my hole in the wall I still had ten to twelve of them
left. I stashed them in the hole with the satisfaction that I’d pulled
off the perfect caper while Old Eagle Eye’s was asleep. I had
enough candy to last me for weeks. I heard her yelling at my
Daddy, so I went into the house singing Onward Christi